Targeted Trombone - Soft Tee Size:S

Targeted Trombone - Soft Tee Size:SIf you're headed to the boonies for a gig anytime soon, you're going to need something to help blend in with the local flavor. With this pice de rsistance, you'll be striking up a conversation with a grandpa (who happens to be a retired forklift operator, a Sagitarrius, and shouldn't be messed with as expressed explicitly on his own targeted shirt) in no time! So open carry your ankle strapped soprano trombones and mouthpiece sash with confidence next

nor shall we allow our gargantuan lizard ally of Japanese origin be forced to a sheltered life in the annals of doctoral dissertations

The image can easily be replaced mentally with your flavor of salacious or nefarious profession and still be equally relevant

If you've ever played in a production show or pit orchestra

This is a good one to wear when that pale-faced composition major who wrote a string quartet by blasting diarrhea onto Babbit squares comes in with a new 7-movement jazz chart called "Reflections"

Just watch out for Smaug

If you're headed to the boonies for a gig anytime soon

And yet never grows

"less is more" - and sometimes

clearly the last one wasn't enough

wear it to your next gig and let everyone know that you're not afraid of a little empty space

That this is not common knowledge to modern trombone audiences is a sign of the dismal times in which we live

up it goes