Average Adult Size:M

Average Adult Size:MYou are the best at doing the absolute minimum. You arrive precisely 3 minutes late to every bullshit adult obligation. You have a decent job with the most incredibly average pay. Fact is, youre the worlds most average adult, and you deserve a medal. That medal is a pair of these statement socks, a tribute to all you Grade A, average adults absolutely crushing it at mediocre. Slide your feet into these hilarious socks and feel a wave of relief wash

These basic socks are only basic from a distance

there are eyes in the sky

“You’re cute - Chad”

19% polyester

this is passion

We ditched the mixed signals and headed straight for the soft

providing the ultimate stoner gift to pass your bud buddy a high 5

but recommended

you magnificent beast

premium materials and are perfect for keeping things casual whilst maintaining that angsty lil look you got going on

you’re the world’s most average adult

SPF Snow: 42% combed cotton