"Give that man a knighthood" - David Beckham John Terry

"Give that man a knighthood" - David Beckham John TerryIt's 2 1 to Greece, in the last few minutes, and England need a goal to secure their qualification to the 2002 World Cup. Nigel Martyn hits it long, Sheringham rises early for the header and gets fouled. Freekick! Before the cameras can even find him, Beckham has the ball in his hands. He places it down, with the world on his shoulders. Everyone thinks he's going to aim for the top right corner, including the keeper, but not David. He whips the ball

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But their last game is away at local rivals Dundee FC

Hillsborough was bouncing

and full back Steve Hodge attempts to clear it

shuffles his feet

and within a flock of defenders

It's the 1997 FA Cup final

and Van Persie's goal would be nominated for a Puskas award later that year

It's easy to get frustrated in a football match

at this point you're thinking "STRIKE IT

his iconic celebration followed