Your Gliss Is On My List - Heavy Cotton Tee Color:Black

Your Gliss Is On My List - Heavy Cotton Tee Color:BlackNothing says "I'm still relevant" quite like a t shirt with a nostalgic, somewhat obscure 80's reference. Throw in a pun and everyone will be calling you "dad" before you know it. If it's groans, eye rolls, or blank stares you're after, then look no further.

nor shall we allow our gargantuan lizard ally of Japanese origin be forced to a sheltered life in the annals of doctoral dissertations

with this sweatshirt

the more you sound

you are now one with them

But don't worry

an AI art generator

That this is not common knowledge to modern trombone audiences is a sign of the dismal times in which we live

but we sure get a kick out of this one

just maybe

you'll be striking up a conversation with a grandpa (who happens to be a retired forklift operator

the composer still doesn't trust you to use your brain

up it goes